Transgender Digestive Systems, Apparently.

Dad: "Will a hot shower make you feel better?"

Daughter: "Yeah"............."But my belly is saying that he wants to lay down for a minute."

Dad: "Would your stomach telling you he wants to lay down for a minute have anything to do with the fact that you're watching cartoons?"

Daughter: "Yeah"

Dad: "Is your stomach a boy or a girl?"

Daughter: "He's a girl, a pretty girl like you."

Dad: "......ok.....thanks."