What One Will Do For Love.

*driving to store*

Daughter: "Ewww!, this stinks....smell it!"

Dad: "What!? Why?! What stinks and why do I need to smell it?"

Daughter: "This!"

Dad: "I'm driving, just tell me what it is."

Daughter: "My monkey, my monkey stinks."

....long slightly uneasy pause......

Dad: "What did you say?"

Daughter: "My monkey stinks, here, sniff it; it stinks!"

Dad: *comes to red light, turns to see Daughter holding up a toy monkey*

Daughter: "Well?!"

Dad: leans over and sniffs oddly and amazingly stinky toy monkey....