Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Daughter: You shouldn't eat berries.
Dad: Well, some berries you shouldn't eat.
Dad: Well some are poisonous and will make you sick.
Daughter: What kind can you eat?
Daughter: I don't like strawberries.
Daughter: I don't like raspberries. I like chicken, but not raspberry chickens.
Friday, January 8, 2010
Daughter: "Can I have some more milk"
Dad: "Sure, go get the milk out of the fridge."
Daughter: *walks into the kitchen, gets milks, and struggles to bring it to me*
Dad: "Thanks." *pours milk*
Daughter" Thank you Daddy, I'll go put it back."
Daughter: *returns to couch to finish watching Totoro* "Am I a finder girl?"
Dad: "What? a Thunder Cat?"
Daughter: "No, a finder girl."
Dad: "What's a finder girl?"
Daughter: "A girl that finds things."
Dad: *staring at ceiling dumbfounded* "Yes, you're a finder girl."
Daughter: "I like cheese."
Dad: "You need to go to bed."
Daughter: "No...you do."