*driving to store*
Daughter: "Ewww!, this stinks....smell it!"
Dad: "What!? Why?! What stinks and why do I need to smell it?"
Daughter: "This!"
Dad: "I'm driving, just tell me what it is."
Daughter: "My monkey, my monkey stinks."
....long slightly uneasy pause......
Dad: "What did you say?"
Daughter: "My monkey stinks, here, sniff it; it stinks!"
Dad: *comes to red light, turns to see Daughter holding up a toy monkey*
Daughter: "Well?!"
Dad: leans over and sniffs oddly and amazingly stinky toy monkey....
