
Dad: Are you finished with your fries?
Daughter: Uh, yeah.
Dad: Ok, I am going to eat just these two then.
Daughter: You already ate 2.
Dad: (mouth full of fries) OK, well then I will eat these two too.
Daughter: You can't talk with your mouth full.
Dad: Ok, ok, ok!
Long Pause......
Daughter: You're still doing it.
Dad: Leave me alone.
Daughter: Stop Whining.
Dad: *chokes*