Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Danger of Innocent Cakes














Daughter: (sitting on floor making a stack of lego's) Here's a cake for you!

Dad: Aw thanks! (proceeds to start eating the fake cake)

Daughter: No! No! No! You have to blow the candles out! You will burn your face!

Dad: Oh right! (blows candles out)

Daughter: You already ate the candles.

Dad: Ooops!

Daughter (grabs legos and walks away) It's not real daddy, you didn't burn your face.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Finger Friend














Daughter: (in back seat) *mumbling to herself*

Dad: What did you do at school today?

Daughter *continues mumbling to herself*

Dad: "Hey C, what did you do at school today."

Daughter: "Nothing"

Dad: "Oh, really? Nothing? All day you did nothing?"

Daughter *mumbling to herself*

Dad: "What are you doing?"

Daughter: "Be quiet!"

Dad: "What?" "What are you doing?"

Daughter *mumbling to herself*

Dad: "Who are you talking to?"

Daughter: "Shhhh!, I'm talking to my finger!"

Dad: ??????????.............