Saturday, May 16, 2009
The Danger of Innocent Cakes
Daughter: (sitting on floor making a stack of lego's) Here's a cake for you!
Dad: Aw thanks! (proceeds to start eating the fake cake)
Daughter: No! No! No! You have to blow the candles out! You will burn your face!
Dad: Oh right! (blows candles out)
Daughter: You already ate the candles.
Dad: Ooops!
Daughter (grabs legos and walks away) It's not real daddy, you didn't burn your face.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Finger Friend
Daughter: (in back seat) *mumbling to herself*
Dad: What did you do at school today?
Daughter *continues mumbling to herself*
Dad: "Hey C, what did you do at school today."
Daughter: "Nothing"
Dad: "Oh, really? Nothing? All day you did nothing?"
Daughter *mumbling to herself*
Dad: "What are you doing?"
Daughter: "Be quiet!"
Dad: "What?" "What are you doing?"
Daughter *mumbling to herself*
Dad: "Who are you talking to?"
Daughter: "Shhhh!, I'm talking to my finger!"
Dad: ??????????.............
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