
Daughter: (putting barrettes in my hair) Here, you look pretty.
Dad: Thanks
Daughter: Here, put on this necklace.
Dad: I don't want to wear the necklace.
Daughter: You better wear the necklace.
Dad: Ok, whatever.
Daughter: (places necklace around my neck) There, Now you look pretty.
Dad: I thought I already looked pretty?
Daughter: I want another cookie.
Dad: Ok get one, but this is the last one, understand?
Daughter: Ok, ok, ok, I unnnerstand.
Dad: Good.
Daughter: You're pretty, I'll be right back with two cookies. (runs out of the room.)
...yes, I still have the barrettes in....