2 Cookies and a Pretty Father

Daughter: (putting barrettes in my hair) Here, you look pretty.

Dad: Thanks

Daughter: Here, put on this necklace.

Dad: I don't want to wear the necklace.

Daughter: You better wear the necklace.

Dad: Ok, whatever.

Daughter: (places necklace around my neck) There, Now you look pretty.

Dad: I thought I already looked pretty?

Daughter: I want another cookie.

Dad: Ok get one, but this is the last one, understand?

Daughter: Ok, ok, ok, I unnnerstand.

Dad: Good.

Daughter: You're pretty, I'll be right back with two cookies. (runs out of the room.)



...yes, I still have the barrettes in....

Clean Your Room.

Dad: "Hey C, we need to get going.. grab your stuff."

Daughter: "OK, ok, ok,"

Dad: "Are you all set?"

Daughter: (handing me her dirty clothes) "These need to go in the laundry."

Dad: "ok" (takes clothes from 3 year old turns and dumps them back on the floor)

Daughter: "Hey! That isn't the laundry"

Dad: "It's the pile for the laundry"

Daughter: "You need to clean up your room."

Dad: "Ok,ok,ok..."